Michael K is the lace front glue to my hairline. He always echoes my most inner thoughts on pop culture fuckery. Get out of dreams and into my car!

Have you been looking for the perfect tacky ass outfit for your 6-year-old daughter to work the ho track in? Well, House of Derriere has the answer to all your problems! Beyonce and Mama Knowles really do think about the needs of everyone.

PopGumbo had this to say about this Dereon Girls ad ,“What is the next ad going to look like? Babies wearing gold metallic bikinis while five-year old boys throw Monopoly money on them.” Shhhh! Shush it! Don’t give Mama Knowles any ideas. She probably loves that concept, but she’ll make the babies pose on top of a Bentley.

This mess needs to be investigated by Chris Hansen and the rest of his Dateline NBC goon squad.

After the photo shoot Baby Daniel slide his number to all of the girls and said “Call me so I can make it juicy for ya.” Lick the rapper’s nephew.