The plastic shoes paired with the Celtics tank top + Dukes of Hazzard shorts . . . I can’t.

I blame Tyra completely for this. A two-class seminar on how to dress properly for events should be apart of the farewell package on America’s Next Top Model. I’m tired of seeing those poor fruit bats on the red carpet looking like their publicist/cousin/one man glam squad just announced at the last minute that they had an event to attend before pushing them out of their Ford Festiva.

Let me break it down for you Camille: Just because its the opening of a sports museum doesn’t mean you are suppose to show up wearing your “I’m going to give my man a lap dance during halftime” outfit.

If you ain’t on, sit down.