Good lovin’ body rockin’ knockin’ boots all night long! I cranked that Bynum and collapsed next to Lady Twist after viewing the above pictures of H-Town performing at the Buddha club in London. I mean really, shouldn’t they be coaching a pee wee league game somewhere? I’m surprised the two aren’t out on the road starring in “Three Ways To Get A Husband” with Leon.

All jokes aside, can somebody please tell me how they managed to pony up enough money to finance this trip? I’m guessing by slanging Krispy Kremes, pickles, and boiled peanuts in the church parking lot after morning service. I need answers.