Ashanti Ashanti + Mom Ashanti

All The Fuckery [I say that with love] caught up with Black Fran Drescher up in the club last night. Big little sister Shi Shi’s girdle crypt has been good to Ashanti.

I mean, I still would rather listen to Nelly read the little paper that comes in a box of tampons warning women about the dangers of toxic shock syndrome over a Jazze Phizzle producizzle than listen to her music, but she looks great.

Too bad she will be frying that chicken in Ms. Peachez backyard by the end of the month. You hear me?