Now thats a close up for your ass first thing in the morning. Hope you can keep your tater tots down.

Tameka and Usher have no plans on selling pictures of their son, Usher Raymond IV. Good idea! Nobody is trying to pay to get a glimpse at their little monchichi any damn way.

“In no way would I ever pimp out my child for money,” Usher told Page Six . . . I am livid that people talk about my child,” Usher told us. In fact, he has posed – for free – with his son for an “incredible” Father’s Day cover for Essence magazine.

“What makes you a man more than being a father to your child? I recognize I gave anonymity away when I became an artist, but to have people try to paint a horrible picture of what’s so beautiful – it’s obvious someone is trying to stop something so beautiful.” [source]

Blah blah blah. The offers probably weren’t exactly pouring in as they probably expected. I’m more interested to see how Tiny + T.I.’s piglet is going to turn out. That kid has big shoes to fill. Have you seen the youngest oink oink lately? Wow . . . just wow.