Archive for May, 2008

Question of the Day

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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My vagina is j-setting  as you read this.

The always fabulous Bobby Trendy and equally delightful Nathan Lee Graham attended the All For ONE and One for ALL fashion show at Hollywood’s Club Eleven last night. Who was giving off more fever?

[My best friend can attest the fact that my love for Bobby Trendy goes deeper than most will ever know. He had me at hello from the very first moment I saw him wrapped in a pink boa on The Anna Nicole Show. I just want to get him alone in my love lair wearing nothing but a pair of Apple Bottom jeans and the boots with the fur.]

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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I wanted to give away my materials,” Badu tells Wired magazine. “It’s about sharing, and that’s why I like this system.” Return of the Ankh is due out in July and is expected to be accompanied by USB sticks which Badu says include extras ranging from footage of concerts, to commentary on the recording process and “me in a bathtub with Flavor Flav.” [I can't and I will not. - - Fresh]

Erykah also hinted at the fall release of a “period piece” tentatively titled Lowdown Loretta Brown. While she has used the alias Loretta Brown during her live performances, she was rather tight-lipped about how it would be used for a full-length release saying, “I don’t want to introduce too much of that right now. I don’t want Gwen Stefani stealing my shit.”

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I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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For the third and final time, I would still rather listen to Nelly read the little paper that comes in a box of tampons warning women about the dangers of toxic shock syndrome over a Jazze Phizzle producizzle than listen to her music, but I will give her a hand clap for trying.

Girl, you try so hard to stay relevant! You better work! [No seriously, its either that or release a sex tape. I mean, it seems to be working for Buckeey, soooo . . . .]

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Give Me Your Number, And I’ll Call . . .

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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Fuck Aubrey, who is that succulent tang master sitting next to her in the flamenco top? Back seat of my jeep let’s swing an episode! If Dwayne Wade has a zesty cousin that doubles as his personal stylist and condom holder that’s has to be him. FEVER!

Every since Sandra Rose did a post on Breast Implant Varicosities I’ve been zooming in on women with rented titties in photoshop to see if I can spot em out. It’s pretty bad when Forrest Whitaker and his tangled eyes can see those puppies from across the room.

Flicks from J’Adore magazine cover release party:

Jaslene + Aubrey D. Woods Richie Rich + Aubrey A Mess

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Star Tracks: Michelle Williams

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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It’s always a sad occurence when every time I see Michelle Williams my first thought is “who in the hell let you out of the crypt?” versus thinking “it’s great to see your face again, girl!”

Somebody is trying to get a second gig as Michelle Obama’s understudy now, eh? No hate here today, I am all for back up plans.

Shug Avery had the first lady at bingo night look under lock and key at the A Great Night In Harlem benefit concert on Thursday night. You better believe that someone made it rain on her with seed offering envelopes during the course of the evening.

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Style Jury: Don’t Feed The Animals

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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You can say what you want about this tragic display of creativity but this Harajuku girl will always have a warm seat on the Wu Tang tour bus.

Tomoe Shinohara rocked a killer hair piece made out of premium yaki to the Chanel Mobile Art event in Tokyo, Japan on Thursday. That T. Error Mari really out did herself this time! Gold star for you!

Would you rock a yaki tiger perched on top of your head? I think I may just place an order for one of these suckas. I’m trying to look sharp for Pastor Appreciation Day in July. Killing you hoes in the congregation!

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The Devil Is Busy

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

Shameless coons [copyright Kid Fury] are having the best week ever. I hurt for my people. Come and get your cousins off of the premises before I call Johnny Law on their trifling asses!

Possibly NSFW viewing materials under the cut.

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Let That Momofuka Burn

Posted by Fresh on May 30, 2008

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Let’s kick off today’s proceedings with some hood rat shit. Little man would be so proud!

A multimillion-dollar Long Island home at the center of a dispute between Grammy-nominated rapper 50 Cent and his former girlfriend was destroyed by a suspicious fire early Friday. The blaze occurred just days after a heated confrontation inside the woman’s attorney’s office over the home. 50 Cent does not live in the home and apparently wasn’t there at the time.

Six people inside the Dix Hills home were taken to a hospital suffering smoke inhalation, including the former girlfriend and a boy fathered by the rapper. All six were treated and released. A firefighter also suffered a minor eye injury, officials said. [source]

Take me higher Lord and put me in a place free from domestic squabbles!

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