Ellen + Beyonce Team Up For New American Express Commercial

Ellen premiered her new American Express commercial featuring Bust It Creole on her talk show earlier this week. Although the two exchange a friendly smooch I wouldn’t label this as hot girl on girl action.

Jay-Z better quit playing horse with LeBron and keep an eye on his girl though. Ellen will have her ass in the back room “finding nemo” with her legs spread like she’s giving her a pap smear.

[Video via Sandra Rose]

Quick Quotes

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“This album, to me, is a staple in time. I like to make music about where I am, but I also try to make records that will be like soundtracks to life. So that people will be able to relate to them, maybe one day grow from them, learn, love from ‘em. This one particularly is more special than all of the others. I know it sounds cliché to say that! But honestly it’s the pivotal moment for me as an artist, as well as a husband in a way, and a father. These are all new journeys for me, the most meaningful, because they’re the most rewarding . . .

I love my son and I love my wife and they’re the supporting foundation of what I’m doing. I love my fans—I thank y’all so, so much for coming back to the party with me. For all you haters, sorry we back on top. [Laughs] For those of you that doubted it for a minute I’m really sorry for you, but this is definitely going to be a reward for those who’ve been waiting, rooting and supporting and I’m not gon’ let you down. I promise.”

- – Usher talks to Parlour magazine about his evolution + new album

And then Tameka let his balls free from her kung fu grip.

Star Tracks: Jennifer Hudson

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I’m glad that this chick went under the radar to film the Sex and the City movie because I couldn’t take her showing up to random events singing “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going.” If you invited her to the opening of a jar of pigs feet she would probably accept, but I still have nothing but love for Effie White.

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You Sent It: Wino’s Side-Eye

aw You Sent It: Winos Side Eye

A crackhead giving the side-eye. I’ve seen it all.

YouTube Clip of the Day

I have no words to offer you other than I so want to make this song The Dealer’s ringtone. If you find songs about peen stroking offensive please do not watch the clip. Turn your speakers down or toss on your headphones so your boss doesn’t think you are indeed the office perv that everybody already perceives you as. You so nasty!

[Thanks Apathetik]

I Put 100% of the Blame On Violetta Wallace

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I CAN’T. NOR WILL I ATTEMPT TO.

This shit makes me want to strap myself in the front seat of Kobe’s Aston Martin and meet my untimely demise. Derek Luke as the poor man’s Puff [copyright Eskay] is hardly convincing.

If you needed any more proof that the Notorious B.I.G. movie is going to be some straight BET on a Friday night fuckery, VIOLA! The homie Miss Info has more exclusive pictures from the film set.

My heart is gently weeping that somebody talked the kid who portrayed Young Fiddy in ‘Get Rich or Die Tryin’ to appear in this mess. He’s not going to be able to bounce back after this.

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For all of the grown ass people who read C+D and have no clue who this kid is [don't feel bad, he's not the least bit relevant], its the “Sexy Lady” child-duck hybrid with the speech impediment from last summer. He hasn’t gone back to the jungle gym that he crawled under from yet thanks in part to his feature on Brandy’s little brother song, “Sexy Can I.”

SEXY SEXY SEXY!

“First and foremost, 50 told me some smart shit. 50 told me move him [Bow Wow] out the game, period. He told me to crush him. He told me demolish him. He told me do the ‘Do That There’ remix with him on it and then come up with my diss record and totally move him out of music. “But, I don’t wanna do that,” Berg continued. “I can see me and Bow fucking a lot of bitches together. My whole thing is either you’re going to be an alliance on this [Snoop Dogg] tour this summer, or it’s, ‘Fuck you!’ Period. I don’t need you as a friend. I came in the game by myself.”

- – Young Berg disses Omarion’s boo on xxlmag.com

First Jay-Z and now Curtis. Did Uncle Russell start up a Big Brothers of America Hip-Hop Chapter and fail to send out a press release? Maybe I should check the bulk folder in my inbox.

Nut bucket ass hoes [1] kill me with this whole “I came in alone, I stand alone” shit but will be the first person to have at least four people featured on the remix to the lead single off their album. Unless your name is Reh Dogg I don’t believe you, you need more people.

[1] I got one in today!