I would’ve co-signed Heavy Vee a long time ago but I’m still upset that someone thought it would be funny if they got her wardrobe from the skinny bitches section of Citi Trends. Collect $200 and pass go all the way to the back of the store!

You ever notice how they put all the big girl items in Rosa Parks territory? I think they do that shit to make us all annoyed and winded, so when its time for us to try something on we’re too tired. It’s not right but it’s okay! I still got stacks on deck, hoe. I just sit down on the little bench inside of the dressing room until I got my swagger back.

[Clip via Baby Daniel]