Young And Thuggin’
A 7 year old goon in training from South Florida rode his Granny’s Dodge Durango until the wheels fell off that bitch - - literally. His mission? “To do hoodrat stuff.” [His words, not mine]
I hurt for my people.
The eight-minute trek left a swath of damage in his Palm Beach Gardens neighborhood Friday as the boy smashed mailboxes, hit parked cars and signposts.
He was unhurt.
Police say the boy kept driving until a front wheel fell off after the SUV hit a sign.
The boy’s mother says he grabbed the keys to the SUV, backed it out of her driveway, and took off.
Police spokeswoman Ellen Lovejoy says the boy is unlikely to be prosecuted.
She said police arrested him so he can get some help, noting the excursion was “unusual behavior for a 7-year-old.” [source]
This is the type of story CNN should be covering, ahem.
I blame gangsta rap, films by the Hughes Brothers, and Goober P+J. The world is so confusing for children growing up today.
If you don’t click on another link today just please make sure you check the news video out. Peep the gangstalicious sag in his camo cargo shorts, ya’ll. My mind can’t process this shit right now. Somebody needs to tap this kid for the Notorious B.I.G. movie, STAT!
[Thanks Razzi for the heads up]
