I need Passah Kerney to take me to a higher plateau in the Lord, because I can’t deal with female rappers and their tragic behavior. Foxy Brown appeared in court on Friday looking like she just ingested an entire pig trough worth of paint chips.

She received six months of probation and 15 hours of community service for an assault charge she received last year after a Miami beauty supply store employee accused the rapper of attacking her when she asked her to leave due to the store closing.

All this over some damn weave glue!

[Video via Rhymes With Snitch]