Guess who I spied with my little side-eye while running through the channels one last time before indulging in my mid-day nap? The master of the wig crypt herself, ya’ll.

I almost shat myself. It felt like I was in ‘The Ring’ or something.

If you are by a TV right Mama Tina’s fashions are showing right now on HSN. Missed it? You can catch her designs on HSN.COM. I wish my Mama would show up to church on first Sunday in some freakum cheetah cuff pants.

Now, if this broad didn’t push Bust It Creole out of her vagina [1] would anybody be checking for her designs? Probably not. I love the fresh smell of nepotism in the morning.

[1] On second thought, Beyaki was probably a c-section baby. Creoles don’t have energy to waste on pushing their spawn out.