You better read the top of your browser window. Weed, syrup, and Eli Porter til I die!

UPDATE: I almost got jumped in the comment section about using Eli’s face to cover Khia’s nipples, so I switched things up. I don’t want the EP brigade after my head. Please excuse the excess areola spillage. This is Kermit the frog signing off.

Hey Fresh! *waves*

I was on TWoP (Television Without Pity) today on the Miss Rap Supreme board and in the midst of all the Khia-bashing, I found a very nice and klassy pic of her from (I assume) back in the day. Enjoy!

The (what looks to be a) high school cafeteria background . . . ol boy plottin’ to either fuck or fight her . .. the melted chocolate areolas. . . I CAN’T! *weeps*

- Onyx Swan

P.S. Did I forget to mention that it’s not safe for work and/or life?

I remember this picture from way back when I first started blogging. It was tragic back then and it’s tragic now. Click here to see Khia’s tittayballs in all their glory. You so nasty!