This is why we will never rise as a people, this shit right here.

Listen, I’m not trying to get all Uncle Ruckus on you or anything. I’m just saying, I have never seen YT at prom looking anything remotely close to this fuckery [if you have, send me an email]. If they are low on funds they just get Memaw to sew up something simple on the Singer and buy a corsage from Piggly Wiggly. VIOLA!

Your cousins on the other hand get all “creative” and take things too damn far, oh well. I’m going to hit you two times since its Friday!