When I heard the news that Orlando Brown was missing I yelled out “black hawk down!” and continued guzzling my delicious hybrid of Sierra Mist and cran-apple juice. It wasn’t until later that I realized that the missing actor was not Orlando Bloom but the chunkalicious young fella from That’s So Raven.

Ergh, so why was that shit news? Anyway, thanks in part to some amazing grace he once was lost but now he’s found.

This was a publicity stunt gone hella lame in my opinion but I can’t help but wonder where he would skate off to in the event that he did want to get away.

WHERE DO YOU THINK ORLANDO “DISAPPEARED” TO?

I’m guessing he ran off to Ricky Romance’s love palace for a studio session *wink* and got lost on his way back home.