When I read the headline Wanna Lick Fantasia? over at my love muffin B. Scott’s site I buried my face in my hands and started to sob uncontrollably. I thought that the post would have something to do with Tasia Mae having her own reality show competition on VH1 but thank heavens that wasn’t the case.

American Idol stars will soon grace the front of a new set of American stamps. The limited-edition collectible stamps will be sold for charity.

I can’t wait to use Tasia’s stamps on an envelope to my prison pal! The only thing I can think of that would make the stamps even more dope is if they were scratch n’ sniff. Boysen berry and ass juice would be rather delightful!

I plan on buying at least 10 books of Sanjaya stamps so I can help keep his legacy alive by passing them on to my children.