Try not to be jealous [sarcasm] but I met Midget Mac last year at a night club. I’m 5′2″ and I felt like Shaq compared to his little ass. Real talk, I had to bend my knees to take the above flick.

I hope that somebody who didn’t have anything better to do created this wikipedia page as a joke, because if this mess is true I promise I’m turning in my Black card for fear of what’s going to happen between the contestants on this shit.

I Love Money: VH1 The Challenge is a VH1 reality show. It is a spinoff of Flavor of Love, I Love New York and Rock of Love with Bret Michaels and was created by the producers of reality TV juggernaut The Surreal Life. This show will be contestants from Flavor of Love (Seasons 1-3), I Love New York (Seasons 1-2), Rock of Love (Seasons 1-2). This co-ed battle between reality stars will throw contestants from each of those shows in a mansion in Huatulco, Mexico and have them battle each other. Similar to MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge, these reality show stars will be fighting physically and mentally to take home $100,000. Production started in early February, 2008, and is wrapping up in March.

Host: LaLa

* Pumkin (Flavor of Love, Season 1)
* Hoopz (Flavor of Love, Season 1)
* Toasteee (Flavor of Love, 2)
* Nibblz (Flavor of Love, Season 2)
* Bootz (Flavor of Love, Season 2)
* Sinceer (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
* Thing 1 (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
* Thing 2 (Flavor of Love, Season 3)
* Chance (I Love New York, Season 1)
* Real (I Love New York, Season 1)
* Heat (I Love New York, Season 1)
* 12 Pack (I Love New York, Season 1)
* Whiteboy (I Love New York, Season 1)
* The Entertainer (I Love New York, Season 2)
* Midget Mac (I Love New York, Season 2)
* Heather (Rock of Love, Season 1)
* Brandi C. (Rock of Love, Season 1)
* Destiney (Rock of Love, Season 2)
* Megan (Rock of Love, Season 2)
* Kristy Joe (Rock of Love, Season 2)

I caught syphilis from just reading this list of names. I can’t.