Introducing The Side Facial
Drink from the fountain of knowledge after the cut.
Fresh –
I know I’m not the only one that appreciate the post about the clarification of an authentic and Godly “Side-Eye”. However, my I submit to you a picture of a term that my friends and I have birthed from the side-eye legacy . . .
The “Side-Mouf”–The Side-Mouf often occurs in combination with the Side-Eye, however it is not mandatory.
The Side-Mouf is used in instances when looking at a dude/chick/buggawolf/beastman/insertyourownclassification here from the very pits of your eye sockets will not do; full displacement of the entire lower half of the face is the only recourse.
When done WITH the Side-Eye, the result is known as a Side-Facial.
Please review the attached photo for further clarification. Notice that ole boy is quite salty that Tasha did not share her lip gloss. Fighting through the ashiness of his mouthal area, he then commences in a full Side-Facial.
I am truly hoping this becomes the next slang word to be added to Webster’s Dictionary. [Me too! - - Fresh]
- - Maxie
Luscious Leroy is saying to himself “this bitch think she Deena Jones.” I hate you all for bringing this fuckery into my world. That is all.