Shake your poak chops [not a typo] / twerk yo hamhocks / throw dem butterbeans / you just a country dream.

This is why we will never advance as a people because of shit like this right here. In the last 12 hours my inbox has been filled to the brim with this fuckery. I predict that this is going to be as big as “Fry That Chicken.”

Damn, Tweet has really fallen on hard times.