Now if this issue was called ‘The In Case You Missed It The First Time Issue’ or ‘MILF All-Stars: Past & Present’ I promise you I wouldn’t have shit to say right now.

But it isn’t.

I’ve been known to say fuck effort on more than one occasion in my day but this right here is another plate of poak chops and butter beans. I love how the cover editor stamped special edition on the front and said “VIOLA!” Maybe that’s the saving grace of things.

Or did Stacey Dash re-enact her cover Tyra Banks style? I need answers.