Goonie goo goo! The Catch Em On TBS After Midnight Looking Thirsty For A Real Script Issue is here!

Eh, this is a bad time to get lubed up in baby oil.

First Stacey Dash shows off a shot of ass for King now First Lady Diamond shows you what she got in the pages of Smooth. Go on and sell that ass! I’m trying to encourage my Mama to create a MySpace profile [you know, with plenty of pictures of her ass hanging off the edge of the sink] but she keeps putting the idea down. Talking about “they are going to kick me off of the women’s ministries board.”

[Cover via Icedotcom]

UPDATE ON THAT ASS: After The Dealer looked over and my shoulder and said “That shit looks old as hell” I went to CutieCentral.com to see if they had this picture of First Lady up. Whoop, there it was. It’s alright though. Diamonds are forever.