People, people, people!

I appreciate all of the emails with what some of you perceive to be side-eye glances but I’m afraid that a large majority of you are making misdiagnoses. Let me help you out with the following quick reference guide:

• Cousin Angie B. eyeballing Beyaki’s lace front application
• Team Chunk mini president glaring at Chaka Khan
• And my personal favorite, Aoki Lee giving Star Jones the look of love

I wish you well on your conquest to find side-eyes. Live long and prosper! Thanks Tedeja B. for the zestalicious .gif!