Outrage!
Shouts out to everybody who sent in an email informing me that Rumer Willis is trying to snatch up my man. I died on the operating table and had to be brought back - - twice. I feel like one of Star Jones’ sleeping titties now.
Most of the time I feel pretty bad for Spongebob Squarejaw when I read blurbs about her on Dlisted [okay not really] but this bitch is overcooking my grits now.
Nothing good can come of this union! She’s already inflicting her voodoo on my boo. Just look at the windows of this soul. Bruce and Demi better come get their child before she comes up missing. It’s year round murkin’ season on anybody who is after my man.