The brilliant broads at Jezebel.com list of 10 things fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld could do without left me in tears. I don’t know what type of courage juice [I told you those Khia quotes come in handy] was sipping on during his interview with Japan’s Prestige magazine, but God bless him!

Here are my top three favorites from Ice Cold:

ON TEAM CHUNK
Yes, new Russian girls are like this. But this is a subject I won’t discuss. You know why? In France there are a large percentage of young girls who are overweight and less than one percent are skinny. So let’s talk about the 25 percent who have a weight problem, or are overweight. We don’t need to discuss the less than one percent. Anorexia is nothing to do with fashion. These Russian girls are so young. Chinese ones are skinny, too, and bony. I don’t think it’s a subject to discuss. And in today’s world, many people take drugs, not only models, hmm? It’s an unnecessary subject. Let’s talk about the fat ones.

ON CHILDREN
That’s the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it’s fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person.

ON GOING TO PLACES THAT INVOLVE PEOPLE
I live in certain isolation. I never take appointments in the morning. I leave my house only after lunch. I don’t want to have a social life. I’ve had enough of that in my life. It’s demode. It’s another era. Perhaps people are still excited by that era, but not me. It’s uninteresting today. It says nothing. It’s boring, pretentious and vulgar . . .Even for charity, people get paid. I try to avoid charity. It doesn’t happen for me. I’m rich enough not to have to do that. Thank God I don’t have to do that. I do a lot of unnecessary things for free, but I’m very much against that. Money itself isn’t interesting, the use of it is.

My final request is to be buried a G, thanks.