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I know, I know. It’s starting to look like Harris Publications has hijacked C+D. They always sent my check on time, so there’s no bad blood on my end.

But I digress.

Stacey Dash still looks the same as when she was popping tags in Beverly Hills with Cher, but I don’t understand why she has to go and sell that ass to stay relevant. First Playboy, now King [which is a little ass backwards in my opinion]. You know what’s looming in the shadows, right? Jet Beauty of the Week.