Under normal circumstances I would speak on Tameka’s . . . situation, but I don’t want Gabrielle Union and Sanaa Lathan showing up in the comment section, talking about “leave our nubian queen alone, stop tearing our people down!”

That kerplunk you hear is the sound of me falling back. I am going to take the high road and say that her star tattoo looks like a delicious chocolate chip morsel nestled in on her foot.