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BV Newswire posted several excerpts from Bobby Brown’s tell-all memoir last week that made me want to shut my computer down and run to the nearest rehab clinic. In the book he spills the beans on his relationships with Madonna, Holly Robinson-Peete, The Real Roxanne [CTFU!], and Debbie Morgan just to name a few.

One particular nasty girl made him spend a few nights at Heartbreak Hotel.

“I can recall that I started drinking heavily when Janet Jackson and I broke up,” he writes. “Before I met Janet I would never drink hard liquor, I only drank beer. But after our break up, I started drinking hard liquor abundantly. I took the way our relationship ended very hard. Not to say we were head over heels in love, but she was someone I had a lot of feelings for. Besides, we were young and naive. I was only about 19 or 20 years old. Young love is no joke!”

You gotta love the way son tries to pin his addictions on the women in his life at that time. Fuck an autobiography, this should be a made for television movie.