SHOOTING STARS
“Probably the wildest is, lately, girls [are] putting H2O in their bodies and then having [it] shoot out like waterfalls. And it wasn’t just a little bit. You had to step back because the water was shooting everywhere. They’re very talented. Unk, Baby D, Berg and I in St. Louis in this penthouse. The whole Koch crew was in that mug. They rented out this room for us and just brought [the girls] in. I directed that. I was like, “Yo, we gotta do something different. Why don’t ya’ll take this gallon of water and pour it inside of you and let that sh*t shoot out.” She was like, “Okay.” She sucked her stomach in a little bit and just pushed [it] out. It damn near got on my pants. I was 10 feet away.”

SNIFFING B.I.G.
“. . .Then I seen Big and he was like, “What’s up, my n*gg*.” I hugged Big and the n*gg* smelled like soap. That’s all I remember. He just smelled fresh like, “Damn, he a big n*gg* but he smell like soap.”

STUDIO TIME WITH 2PAC
“We walked in one day and Faith was sitting on Pac’s lap while Pac was writing a verse. It was like, “What the f*ck is going on?” That was one of the craziest sights, dog . . . Faith was in Pac’s lap. I was like, “What the f*ck? I know I’m not? Is that? It can’t?” Three weeks later, “Hit ‘Em Up” came out. There’s a couple of people that came up out of that camp. Bow Wow was in Snoop’s camp. Keyshia Cole [How random. - -Fresh] was always through Death Row in her younger days. I used to see Keyshia all the time in there with Pac. I’m not hating on nobody. I got love for Faith. That was unbelievable, during the time of the East Coast-West Coast beef.”

TROJAN MAN
“They gotta ink it. We’ve been trying to work it out for a minute. I’m supposed to design a pack. I mean, you know the condom gotta be extra large. Ain’t no designing on that.”

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[Story via Necole Bitchie - - Thanks Alexa]