Unless you have been hiding under one of Khia’s comatose titties, you know that Bust It Creole and her purse watcher are supposed to get married today in a secret wedding ceremony. The two obtained a wedding license earlier this week and the rumors have been flying every since. I have been duped so many times in the past that I honestly don’t give two limp dicks about this [call me when Young Dro makes Fantasia a honest woman] but after reading your emails all week long its apparent that many of you do.

Kizzy and the Last Mohican of the Wig Crypt posted a YouTube video acting all giggly and shit last night and more details about the ceremony have leaked out.

Now, with all rumored marriages that past through I always ask . . .

WHAT WEDDING GIFT WOULD YOU BUY FOR THE CARTERS AND WHY?