Yeah yeah, I know you are tired of hearing about the wedding of the century [sorry Remy Ma and Papoose] but it doesn’t get any better than this:

B’s birthday is September 4th.

Jay’s birthday is December 4th.

They have matching IV tats on their ring fingers acquired in Paris.

He owns the 40/40 clubs.

Tomorrow is April 4th.

04/04/08

4+4=8

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And then I exhaled. This is almost as entertaining as all of the theories about 2pac still being alive. If you listen to “Crazy In Love” backwards you can hear Jay-Z say “Baby Daniel shot me,” by the way.

According to Perez Hilton the wedding location is 195 Hudson St. in New York City. I can’t wait to log on to Getty images and download pictures of stans holding “congratulations” posters up tomorrow. And ya’ll know I don’t even work on weekends.

UPDATE: The Insider Online is all over this. Thanks Tootie!