Archive for April, 2008

Star Tracks: Naomi Campbell

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Just Jared has brand spankin’ new pictures of Nay Nay strutting her butter beans on the set of Ugly Betty. According to reports, the model will act as Elle’s designated hitter in the season finale episode.

It makes absolutely no sense to be that beautiful and crazy at the same time. This broad needs an extended come to Jesus talk because her antics are no longer amusing.

Girl Bye!

JG

The above picture makes me tingle with delight. You know I love a nice tall glass of tang after a long day.

Johnny Gill made a stop at The Single Life With Claudia Jordan and Friends on Jamie Foxx’s Foxxhole Radio on SIRIUS Satellite Radio to discuss his recent baby mama drama and refute gay rumors. [Click here to listen]

Johnny, you will always need more people. Just fall back.

Boy Stop!

Before I continue any further I just want to say that I am overnighting a root box to each and every member of the A Hot Mess crew for putting me on to this.

Cuba Gooding Sr. butchered the national anthem at the 2008 Soulabration Tournament like he worked at a slaughter house on the bank of the Mississippi River. It’s just not right! Real talk, this shit made me cry like Precious Taft on Stairway to Stardom.

Question of the Day

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People magazine released its annual 100 Most Beautiful list and as usual they skipped out on a couple of certified hotties. Where is Rick Ross? Sister Patterson couldn’t get any love? Nobody bothered saving room for Murda Mook?

But Rumer Willis made the cut. EPIC FAIL!

Keri Hilson and my love muffin B. Scott are my top two picks for Sweet Action in 2008. That’s right, I want to make love in this Five Guys And A Burger.

Who are some beautiful people you think should have made the cut?

PWNED!

kim PWNED!

I hurt for Kimberly Jones. I really do.

New York’s CW11 News was on hand as Ms. I-Want-Christina-Milian-To-Play-Me-On-The-Big-Screen [just tragic] received a visit from the repo man. The Queen Bee’s Bentley was placed on the repo list when she fell behind on car payments. [watch the video] Ha! This makes me appreciate the fact that the Kia is paid off even more.

When asked to make a comment about the rising tide of automobile repossessions Kim responded, “Get the fuck outta here, you are so fucking ridiculous!”

If there was ever a time to start peddling ass it would be now, Kimberly.

This is some shit straight off of Parking Wars. If you ever want a good laugh at other people’s expense I suggest you tune in. The Philadelphia Parking Authority doesn’t play!

I can’t wait to read what Khia has to say about this. Her year round bus pass is paid in full baby! She’s such a responsible queen. Thanks Burnt Grits for the story!

Estelle’s Album Release Party

The Retro Kids

I know my primary focus should be on Estelle since this was her album release party and all but I can’t stop smiling at the Retro Kids. They always seem to lighten the mood no matter where they are. Little buddy in the back who looks like Devin the Dude in the middle of a seizure is giving me all types of fever!

Estelle Meagan Good + Thomas Jones Estelle + Ryan Leslie Estelle + Christian Siriano Ryan Leslie Kardinal Offishall

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Style Jury

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When I saw The Life Files feature on baggy-tight jeans I immediately pictured Lil’ Wayne in a pair. You know he is going through this “I have Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd on my ipod, top that!” stage. Boy, you so rock n’ roll!

I can see his ass now lying down Brooke Shields style with that fucking styrofoam cup in his hand talking about “Want to know what gets between me and my Calvins? Baby’s peen.”

What’s your verdict on baggy-tight jeans?

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