Bling It On

Posted on March 31, 2008

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Why is there a mongoose wearing a Coogi [?] sweater? Wipe me down, Heavenly Father!

If you don’t like fuckery please collect $200 and move past this post.

BET held its 7th Annual Tragic Negroids Baking In The Sun Convention [better known as Spring Bling] this past weekend in Riviera Beach, Florida. Isn’t it a little passé to go to the sunshine state for spring break now? Don’t hurl a brick at my head, I’m just saying. BRING BACK FREAKNIK!

I’m not going to even lie – - I really don’t feel like uploading all these pictures of your sun dried cousins today. I’ll do the best I can though. Just pray for me.

Sean Levert Found Dead

Posted on March 31, 2008

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Eddie Levert, Sean Levert and Martha Levert

Sean Levert, son of O’Jays lead singer Eddie Levert, was found dead in a Cleveland, Ohio, jail over the weekend, sources said.

Sean Levert, 39, was being held for allegedly failing to pay about $80,000 in child support. The cause of death was not immediately known.

Sean Levert was a member of the R&B group LeVert with his late brother Gerald Levert and Marc Gordon. Gerald Levert died Nov. 10, 2006 at the age of 40.

Sean Levert had recently completed an album with Gordon, sources said. [source]

For The Kids

Posted on March 30, 2008

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The Kids’ Choice Awards was the hottest ticket in town for little crunkters on Saturday night. Thank God nobody told R. Kelly.

Eddie Murphy snatched up an orange blimp for favorite voice from an animated movie for ‘Shrek the Third.’ Other winners from the night included Jessica Alba, Harrison Ford, Cameron Diaz and Orlando Bloom.

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In Case You Missed It: Wendy’s Subliminal Shots

Posted on March 28, 2008

I was checking in with my cyber homie Necole Bitchie [I see great minds think a like! LOL] and caught up on the audio from The Wendy Williams Experience from the same day the allegations against the Pussy Crook dropped. Yeah I know I am late but what else is new. Your thoughts?

CLICKITY CLAK FOR PART TWO

The Tribe Has Spoken

Posted on March 28, 2008

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Blah blah blah . . .

Yesterday, ‘Beautiful Nightmare,’ a demo I’ve been working on for possible inclusion on my next album, leaked on some websites. I want to thank all my fans for the positive response [Oh yeah? - - Fresh] to the song, but I want to tell you that this is just a work in progress.

It is not my time to put out new music. [WHAT?! - - Fresh] If you really want to hear some really great music now, you have to support my girls Kelly, Michelle and my sister Solange. Kelly just re-released her album digitally in the US, so check out Ms. Kelly: Diva Deluxe. Michelle is about to put out the first single, ‘We Break The Dawn,’ from her album and Solange’s single, ‘I Decided,’ is already one of my favorites.”

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You know Kizzy, Michelle, and Solange put their heads together and leaked that track. No good can ever come out of idle time in the wig crypt! Need I remind you of this catastrophe?

F-I-E-R-C-E

Posted on March 28, 2008

If the service at Ruby Tuesday’s was not up to par on your lunch break today blame Tyra! She had all of those broads at her First Annual Fiercee Awards instead of busting tables and replenishing the salad bar. You know, the usual services needed to run a fine dining establishment. Curse thy name! I won’t say a word.

Riddle me this Batman: Why does Jade [a/k/a Bin Famemiss here in Crunkland] look like a kitchen ass version of one of the models from Sophisticate’s Black Hair Styles And Care Guide? Take me higher, Lord!

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And The Winner Is . . .

Posted on March 28, 2008

dance And The Winner Is . . .

After 38 million votes the JabbaWockeeZ were crowned America’s Best Dance Crew on Thursday night. Staus Quo could move but they were no match for those little Harajuku Boys! At first I dismissed the show before giving it a fair shot, but after being forced to watch an episode by my younger cousin [Hi Paula] I got into it. Shoot, I had my Jason mask on and everything last night.

Lil’ Marlon played an instrumental role in keeping me interested week-to-week. Most times I would tune in to see if she had a yaki ponytail attached to her fitted cap or not. Hit up Concrete Loop for some photo shoot flicks of her.

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