Why is there a mongoose wearing a Coogi [?] sweater? Wipe me down, Heavenly Father!

If you don’t like fuckery please collect $200 and move past this post.

BET held its 7th Annual Tragic Negroids Baking In The Sun Convention [better known as Spring Bling] this past weekend in Riviera Beach, Florida. Isn’t it a little passé to go to the sunshine state for spring break now? Don’t hurl a brick at my head, I’m just saying. BRING BACK FREAKNIK!

I’m not going to even lie – - I really don’t feel like uploading all these pictures of your sun dried cousins today. I’ll do the best I can though. Just pray for me.