If the service at Ruby Tuesday’s was not up to par on your lunch break today blame Tyra! She had all of those broads at her First Annual Fiercee Awards instead of busting tables and replenishing the salad bar. You know, the usual services needed to run a fine dining establishment. Curse thy name! I won’t say a word.

Riddle me this Batman: Why does Jade [a/k/a Bin Famemiss here in Crunkland] look like a kitchen ass version of one of the models from Sophisticate’s Black Hair Styles And Care Guide? Take me higher, Lord!