I am bursting at the seams with wig crypt news today! Please hold your applause until the end. Let’s get down to business:


  • Solange and Baby Daniel are still on their grizzy with Baby Jamz. Peep the above clip to watch Papa Joe 2.0’s master plan at work. Dora, watch your backpack . . . hoe!
  • Bust It Creole is set to launch a line of accessories and sunglasses through the House of Dereon. “I can’t wait for jewelry and sunglasses because we’re just accessories people,” said Mama Tina. The mother-daughter team will also release a collection of lingerie. Wow, now even your panty pudding can be touched by a Creole angel. Take me higher dear Lord! [Copyright B. Scott]
  • Beyaki and Solo both have brand new tracks, and I’m not talking about remy hair extensions.

Another Knowles is set to take over the world. It is being reported that Solange’s son, Daniel Juelz, may be getting his own show on Nickeloden. Daniel appears on the Nick show “Yo Gabba Gabba” (I will not torture you with a clip from this show). This could be a lucrative deal for Solange, being a “momanager” is not a bad gig…

The Killer Knowles Klan is getting money like its ‘88. Now is a good time to start thinking about that second gig, no?