It was B-list heaven at the 25th birthday party for Haqq [the ghetto fabulous twins from the movie 'ATL', ya'll] last night. Tank, Melyssa Ford’s rented titties, Ne-Yo, Kyla Pratt, Meagan Good along with her boo Thomas Jones and others came out to party it up inside of Big Mama’s attic. What was the price of admission, one can of non-perishable food?

Before you go to sleep tonight please say a special prayer for Melyssa to stop showing up at events looking like somebody’s fast tail older cousin. Every family has at least one broad who always comes to the family cook-outs wearing the same pair of cutoff shorts that she rocked to Freaknik back in the day.