Rihanna’s Fans Are Dumb As Hell
Rihanna has banned all umbrellas from her concerts because she is afraid that her dumb ass fans are going to hurt each other with them when she performs, you guessed it, “Umbrella.”
*window licker blinks*
Andy McDonald, a security guard at the Aberdeen Exhibition Centre, where Rihanna performed on Monday Feb. 3, said: “We were taking precautions over a potential accident. We were told Rihanna’s song features dancing with umbrellas on stage. We didn’t want the crowd following her actions and someone getting their eye poked out.”
The decision follows reports of several injuries caused by umbrella-related incidents during Rihanna’s recent European dates.
One fan due to attend one of the singer’s upcoming shows said: “I was really looking forward to whipping out my umbrella during the song. I have been practicing the routine for weeks but it has all been for nothing.” [Spoken like a true stan.- - Fresh]
You know Fonzworth Bentley is sitting around real salty on some Little Richard type shit, talking about “I’m the originator! The innovator! I molded it and controlled it, until the white man stole it!” But for this fan fuckery I have absolutely no words.
[Story via A Hot Mess]