Mario and Karina Smirnoff

ABC has just released promotional pictures of this seasons ‘Two Steppin’ For A Check’ contestants that are sure to leave your eyes begging for relief. Who would have ever thunked that the little funny looking boy who begged chicks to braid his hair would end up doing the tango on a reality competition? This should have been Omarion’s ass, although there is still hope for that to go down. That best of both worlds joint with Bow Wow ain’t exactly selling like hot cakes.

But I digress.

Fill in the blank: Mario looks like he is __________ in his promo picture.