The "Say Something Nice" Challenge
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge
Atlantic Records, ya’ll are making it harder and harder to defend fuckery from my home state. Thanks.
Archive for December, 2007
Peace Be With You
Peace Be With You
If Gaymonn’s angelic smile and lovely lips can’t bring peace to Darfur then I don’t know what will. I’m just saying, I feel a sense of solace right now by just looking at my boy. . . ergh, genderless friend.
[Thanks Seattle Slim]
I’m With Remy
I’m With Remy
Boy that picture . . . no words.
Cognac Jack hit up Kay Slay’s radio show to speak about Lil’ Kim’s recent rant and diss track. I am going to have to side with Remy on this one. I thought I was the only one who gave Kim’s “formulated ice grill” the big side-eye. Kim better back off, we already know Remy doesn’t have any problems shooting a bitch in the stomach.
That little boy better live me alone,†Remy said referring to Lil Kim. “ She was saying ‘I’m going at [Remy] hard, she go hard to me so I go hard back’. I feel like if that’s going at me hard, like seriously, I’m just gonna chill out. That’s crazy to me.â€
“What did she say? ‘Put it on my lipstick, I was to be busy being conceited’. Like, how could you be conceited, you don’t even like your own face,†Remy continued. “ What are you talking about? Are you serious? How was I supposed to take that offensive.â€
“I don’t believe you,†stressed Remy. “ You don’t like your nose, you don’t like your cheek , you don’t like your chin, you don’t like your skin color, you don’t like your tits , you don’t like your stomach, you don’t like your teeth. What are you talking about?â€
“At the end of the day it’s funny to me. When I really feel like it’s amusing, when I feel like someone’s getting at me, then I’ll drag them all over the first spot that I see them of course,†Remy continu ed. “ But in the meantime, in between time…like this chic has more ghostwriters than Foxy [Brown]. I just feel like right now she’s reaching,â€
“You dyked your whole bid away. You didn’t write no records. I don’t see the point of the whole thing. She wasn’t saying anything to me,†said Remy. “ This is probably the most press she’s got in forever because everyone wants to know what im going to say.†[Source]
Related article: Judge Keeps All Charges Against Remy Ma
Eh . . .
Eh . . .
Here’s the new Face Off cover from Omarion and Bow Wow. It is a step up from the last offering but if you ask me it still looks like a tangy contender poster. I am waiting for them to jump off the cover and start a Jsetting battle against each other at any second. “You want some bitch?!”
YouTube Clip of the Day
YouTube Clip of the Day
I really hate to post this back-to-back with Kizzy [that poor girl doesn't need any more upstaging from B in her life] but I had to do it.
If you can’t get a laugh out of this clip please kill yourself immediately. I would like to think that even Beyonce fans have a sense of humor but you know, sometimes ya’ll can be a little cut throat over your queen.
Work It, Kizzy
Work It, Kizzy . . . I Guess
Just in time for fuckin’ Christmas.
Hey kids, Kizzy Rowland has a new video out. I guess she finally cashed in on a favor someone owed her. The clip is soooo Destiny’s Child circa 2000 but at least this time around she doesn’t have any stray blonde hairs to work around. Work!
Ask Khia
Ask Khia
Snatch the cat back and do your stank walk! Khia is back with more advice in her Hood magazine column ‘Tough Love.’ I don’t want to give you too much sugar in one taste so I will try to stretch things out for the next couple of days. Here’s your first round.
Hey Khia I need some real advice from the Thug Misses. I have been gay I think for the last two years, but I still hang around the same niggas I grew up with. I know they will never understand. I pretend to like women to fit in but really that’s not what I want. I am a thug and all my homies are thugs. What should I do?–Want to come out
What’s really hood Want To Come Out,
Boy look here, my mouth is still hanging dropped down to the floor because I see this all the time hip hop. All these gay ass thugs that, want to be rappers, when they really soft as cotton taking more dick than me. No disrespect, but I’m just keeping it real. I’m sure you have fucked a few, LOL. This is some new shit that’s needs to be addressed. I mean, you use to be able to spot a punk a mile away now, ya’ll dressing like thugs, this shit is confusing. Boy come out the closet and tell the rest of your gay thug buddies to come out with you. Half of ya’ll playing the role as a thug, living a lie, and got bitches thinking ya’ll really thugs. The reality is, ya’ll getting more dick than us. Come on now, let’s play fair. If you want dick, say it loud and proud, don’t keep secrets and leave people in the blind. If their really your dogs, they should already know. Now I’m not saying they ain’t going to beat your ass or stop fucking with you for lying all this time, but at least you’ll be being real with yourself and really that’s all that matters. There’s so many homo thugs out there, damn another one down. Ladies please strap up. The thugs ain’t safe no more, no disrespect to the gay men out there. Hell I love me some dick too but damn stop stalking out all our men. We have enough problems with the bitches, it’s 20 to 1. Lord please let my people go, hello!!!!!
Where’s Neffie And Frankie?
Where’s Neffie And Frankie?
R.Kelly’s pissed tour made its way to Houston over the weekend. Hooray! Keyshia Cole and J. Holiday hosted events at different clubs in the area while Robert was out doing God knows what with somebody’s child. Since I can’t look at J. Holiday without breaking out in tears [1] here are the flicks from KeyLoLo’s shingding.
Oh and before it slips my mind, I will never forgive Nikki for saying that Amina’s mouth area looks like she just finished giving head to an exhaust pipe in the video for “Shoulda Let You Go.” Never.
[1] Son got himself a new set of bottom teeth. I liked the old piano keys one better. I’m not hating though, it was a first check well spent.