Archive for December, 2007

Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months

Michael Vick Sentenced To 23 Months

Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in prison Monday for his role in a dogfighting conspiracy that involved gambling and killing pit bulls.

The suspended Atlanta Falcons quarterback could have been sentenced up to five years by District Judge Henry E. Hudson. Vick was dressed in a black-and-white striped prison suit and apologized to the court and his family.

Hudson responded, “You need to apologize to the millions of young people who looked up to you.”

“Yes, sir,” Vick said.

Vick acknowledged he used “poor judgment” and added, “I’m willing to deal with the consequences and accept responsibility for my actions.”

Before the hearing started, Michael Vick’s brother, Marcus Vick, sat with his right arm around their mother, comforting her as she buried her head in her hands and wept.

Vick pleaded guilty in August, admitting he bankrolled the “Bad Newz Kennels” dogfighting operation and helped kill six to eight dogs. [source]

All I have to say about this whole mess is that this shit will never happen to Ellen. Never.

Dude, Where’s My Tights?

Dude, Where’s My Tights?

First those damn prom pictures now this. I don’t know what is more disturbing, the Moet bucket on the floor [I could use that to put some potted plants in] or almost getting a flash Shi Shi’s coochie. Nelly couldn’t hook his old lady’s little sister up with a pair of Apple Bottoms?

[Flicks via ONTD // Thanks PK]

Slow Pokin’

Slow Pokin’

I just wanted to give you kiddies a heads up about things being potentially slow around here for the next couple of days. I had a sudden death in the family that I am dealing with [I'm good :)] so posts may be a little slow in the days to come. Thanks for understanding!

You Sent It! // Andre Harrell x Erykah Badu x Qtip

You Sent It! // Andre Harrell x Erykah Badu x Qtip



hey fresh-
thanks for consistently killing them hoes with the best celeb editorial on the web!
i went to my friend vashtie’s party last nite at club LOVE in NYC to celebrate DJ rich medina’s birthday and wanted to share some pics with you! Erykah had a listening for her new album around the corner at her studio and decided to roll through with andre harrell and bless the crowd with a preview of her upcoming album!

enjoy the pics!

[Thanks Linyee]



Oh Dear

Oh Dear

Kid Creole is trying to look “different,” ya’ll.

Solange made an appearance at the kick-off party for the Grammy Awards. Why? The free swag of course! What other explanation could she possibly give. I won’t toss her in the casket this time around because I think I know what she is trying to do but she may not be so lucky next time.

Rick Ross - "Speedin" Feat. R.Kelly

Rick Ross - “Speedin” Feat. R.Kelly

I mean really, somebody please tell Trina to go the hell home. This is becoming a major issue. She would be better off auditioning for an upcoming season of Flavor of Love.

I may love Rick’s tittay gravy but his lyrical abilities . . . not so much.

And what the fuck is up with him trying to flaunt narration skills that he just doesn’t have? He did the same I’m-talking-slow-so-my-negroids-in-the-hood-will-think-I’m-deep shit in the video for “Hustlin.” He always sounds like he is repeating an order back at a drive thru window. Boy stop!

Oh, and fuck Robert.

More Sound Advice From Khia

More Sound Advice From Khia

For the following I have no words.

Hey Khia,

My name is Monica and I’m currently living in GA. My husband and I are swingers. Yes swingers. Please don’t judge us on that because I really need your advice on something. Ok, my hubby and I have lots of great sex with each other but he usually doesn’t make a lot of noises like moaning until he cums at the end. Well, us being swingers have never bothered me until now. This couple that we have been seeing are real cool and everything but when he’s inside of her, he’s moaning really loud the whole time, and it really bothers me. What should I do?

Monica

What’s really hood Monica,

Let me start off by saying that I never judge, only God can judge. I’m only here to keep it real. As for my advice, you chose to open up Pandora’s box and now its back to bite you in the ass. Plain and simple, your husband is tired of your pussy and you ain’t really excited about him either. The both of ya’ll enjoy fucking other people so ya’ll really can’t be enjoying each other too much. So fuck on if that’s what makes you happy. Don’t go start catching feelings now, let’s be real. New is always better than old pussy. The new pussy makes him moan and your pussy makes him want to fuck somebody else. I’m sure he enjoys watching other men long dick you but the moaning and excitement been long gone, so get over it. You’re a swinger for crying out loud. Find you a new dick to swing on. I got an idea, how about this. Let her fuck you so you can see what all the moaning is about. He fucks her, she sucks you, and everybody’s happy. Ya’ll so nasty!

Caption This!

Caption This!

Kimora + BJ Coleman at Scoop in Miami for the release of KLS’ new clothing line

« Previous PageNext Page »