Archive for December, 2007

My Eyes Have A Toothache

My Eyes Have A Toothache

Too damn sweet. Norwood Young’s zest is like a big ass piece of red velvet cake. Got milk?

Fresh,

Good Morning. I know it’s a bit early for Christmas but I know you would like to see this right here under your tree wrapped in a big red bow with nothing but his silk boxers on. Yes, my friend, Norwood Young was spotted at Victoria Rowell’s Christmas Something or other over the weekend. And, are my eyes deceiving me or could it be possible that Norwood and Darius McCrary were separated at birth. I’m sure this would make a great “Before and After” surgery photo for Mr. Young. I’m also sure that Superhead has made a sandwich of herself between these two!!!!!! (EWWWW, I just threw up in my mouth from that visual)!!!!!! I guess we should be anxiously awaiting Superhead’s first rap single featuring NorWood on vocals any day now!!!!!! Anyways, Happy Holidays from your friends over at StyleRazzi!!!!!

~Razzi

YouTube Clip of the Day

YouTube Clip of the Day

Now this is random. Cognac Jack’s alleged former love recently spoke out about their relationship, claiming that Remy Ma used to “eat the box.” Sounds delicious. I just would like to know where they found Felicia ‘Snoop’ Pearson’s stunt double at.

Forgive Ike, Ya’ll

Forgive Ike, Ya’ll

Ike Turner’s widow Jeanette Turner has asked Tina Turner to forgive him.

Turner passed away earlier this week (December 12) in San Diego.

Tina Turner’s official statement read: “Tina hasn’t had any contact with Ike for more than 35 years. No further comment will be made.”

However Jeanette Turner said: ” I know that she was hurt. But there’s something called forgiveness and I know Ike really forgave himself, which is really hard to do.”

She added: “I’m not defending what he did. I’m not saying he didn’t do what he did when he was with Tina or me. But he was a human being. And being all of that, he’s still a childlike person–pure and a good person always willing to help people.”

She told EURweb: “He was a human being and he helped Tina…he helped a lot of people.” [source]

Childlike, eh? What child do you know [besides Baby Daniel . . . okay, and Lil’ Rock] who beats women with a snakeskin boot in the back of a limo?

Star-Spangled Fug

Star-Spangled Fug

A couple of nights ago I saw Deelishis of ‘Flavor of Love’ fame [yes, I’m making quotation marks with my fingers] on the cover of some men’s magazine showing off her booty meat, talking about a tribute to the soldiers. Excuse me but Khia is what the G.I.’s need to be getting a glimpse of while laying in their bunks!

The weed plant, the bottle of Hynotiq, the heavy Chevy sitting on them thangs . . . I don’t know where to begin.
[Thanks Keelo]

Joyful Noise

Joyful Noise



‘Clash of the Choirs’ Full Rehearsal

Left every voice and sing! Kizzy got a gig!
Many of you may have already peeped her along and Patti LaBelle the commercial for NBC’s new show ‘Clash of the Choirs.’ The competition runs live four nights in a row, starting tonight at 8PM EST. Five choirs compete to win charity money for hometown causes. Viewers phone in votes. Each choir is run by a music star who assembled it. Ms. Patti found people for her choir in Philly while Kizzy hit H-Town.

I’m pulling for you, Kelly. Here’s to hoping that the check clears. Nick Lachey, Michael Bolton, and Blake Shelton also have choirs from their hometowns.

Have You Said No To Drugs Today?

Have You Said No To Drugs Today?



It is truly too early in the morning for this shit. Tashera is probably the only one who finds Earl’s cracky growl/rants sexy at this point. If you don’t do nothing today besides ball PLEASE watch the second clip under the cut.

Grade A fuckery like this makes me realize how much I have truly missed the internet. I’m hugging my monitor as you read this.
[Thanks SK]




Lil’ Kim Disses Remy Ma Again

Lil’ Kim Disses Remy Ma Again

Kimberly just doesn’t know when to quit. Your girl has dissed Cognac Jack on wax again, this time rhyming over Lauryn Hill’s “Lost One” track. My aplogizes if this is a few days old but I had to spread the kitty litter around. All I have to say about this mess is that neither one of these bitches want to see Sole! Ay yi yi yi yi yi yi yi!

I Smell Oscar!

I Smell Oscar!

On the heels of announcing that Keke Palmer has been cast as rapper Roxanne Shante in the upcoming film on the Juice Crew called ‘The Vapors’, blackfilm.com is reporting that the following have also been cast for various roles. Cuba Gooding Jr. will be playing Marley Marl, rapper-actor David Banner will play the part of Biz Markie, Evan Ross will play MC Shan, Jackie Long as Big Daddy Kane, and Idris Elba as Tyrone Williams aka Fly Ty.

Clifton Powell was previous announced as playing the part of hip hop DJ and radio host Mr. Magic. [source]

Let’s be honest, this sounds like a BET Blackbuster film diaster waiting to happen. And I love it! I know I am not the only person out there who has been reduced to watching that damn Fat Boys movie on a Sunday afternoon after church.

You Sent It! // Is This Bytch Serious?

You Sent It! // Is This Bytch Serious?

Freshalina,

Have you seen this bullshyt?

Karrine “sperm-by-the-pound” Steffans has the NERVE to be selling her worn, STD-filled cum rags in her “boutique” on-line. Giiiiirl, stop. Honey, why the hell would I buy a Zara dress for $75 that your nasty-azz cooch has touched (cause I know you don’t wear draws), when I could get it at the store *singing a la Coming to America* completely free from infection for that price? Judging by her markdowns, that last edition of the Vixen Diaries must not be doing so well, eh? Dayum Karrine, you already hocking personal items on the internet? Don’t you have to be a real star to do that? And one that people actually LIKE? I’m guessing the CDC is gonna buy all this stuff to take samples and figure out a vaccine to HIV. I guess, then, she’s helping all of us. Holla!

Mymorex09

SURVEY SAYS! Ain’t nothing wrong with owning a piece of history!

Yeah right.

You Sent It! // How Appropriate

You Sent It! // How Appropriate

Fresh,

Yes, it is true — I am a BIG fan of the Broadway play/movie “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.” The southern dialect, the alcoholism, the homosexual undertones….AH!! Whenever it airs on AMC, I turn my ringer off and indulge in all its craziness.

So imagine my surprise when I got an email today about Debbie Allen directing a revival of the play with an all black cast! I won’t go into details about who all is staring in the play (see the link), but wait….wait…..

guess who is slated to star as the embittered, alcoholic, self-loathing, “suspected” homosexual son, Brick?!?! You guessed it, Slickback Ivanhoe himself!!

The show opens March 6th…I’ll be on the front row to see all the raw emotion spew from Djays mouth…

- Erin

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! This email made my entire month. Thanks again Erin!

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