A couple of nights ago I saw Deelishis of ‘Flavor of Love’ fame [yes, I'm making quotation marks with my fingers] on the cover of some men’s magazine showing off her booty meat, talking about a tribute to the soldiers. Excuse me but Khia is what the G.I.’s need to be getting a glimpse of while laying in their bunks!

The weed plant, the bottle of Hynotiq, the heavy Chevy sitting on them thangs . . . I don’t know where to begin.

[Thanks Keelo]