Archive for November, 2007

That’s Right

That’s Right

I hope everybody had a safe Turkey Day and all that jazz. Things will be back to normal tomorrow but for now please enjoy this New York muthafuckin’ Times on article Gaymonn. Thanks to all who sent an email! Me love you long time.

WHAT follows is, in brief (well, not so brief), the curious tale of how a handsome black man who can also look an awful lot like a beautiful black woman, except with better legs than most and a beard, happened to end up on the November cover of French Vogue.

The time was summer 2007. The man, who goes by the name Andre J., and who was born Andre Johnson 28 years ago in Newark, and who is a sometime party promoter and former perfume salesclerk at Lord & Taylor and former publicist at Patricia Field’s boutique and current downtown personage (an “It” person, as he was termed in Paper magazine), was running out of his apartment on Thompson Street in the Village for lunch.

It was a hot day. On this particular scorcher, Andre J. had chosen to stay cool in a neon green caftan and gold gladiator sandals. His hair, which, pulled taut, measures 24 inches in length and which he usually wears in a bouffant nimbus that gives him the appearance, as a magazine stylist recently remarked, of “a big Afro-daisy,” was dressed that day in a 1970s Wet & Wild style and covered in a enormous white turban à la Nina Simone.


This was not an unusual grab-a-sandwich ensemble, as Andre J. is quick to point out. “That’s me every day, honey,” Andre J. said on Friday, right before a party at a club called Runway to honor his election to the elite cover girl sorority, Gallic chapter.

“Most people are conditioned to think of a black man looking a certain way,” Andre J. went on. “They only think of the ethnic man in XXX jeans and Timberlands, and here Andre J. comes along with a pair of hot shorts and a caftan or maybe flip-flops or cowboy boots or a high, high heel.” [continue]

Wife Sues Hubby for Share of Lotto Winnings Kept Secret

Wife Sues Hubby for Share of Lotto Winnings Kept Secret

The couple in happier times on their wedding day


I’m not dealing with this today.

Donna Campbell’s husband had the six figures he needed to win a cut of a $19 million Florida lottery jackpot, and now Campbell has six figures she wants from the man she says disappeared without sharing the prize — $300,000.

Campbell is suing her husband, Arnim Ramdass, for half of the $600,000 she claims was his share of a lump-sum payout when he and several coworkers at American Airlines hit the jackpot in June 2007.

She filed the suit in Miami-Dade Circuit Court in early November. Ramdass, however, cannot be found.

Richard Lara, Campbell’s lawyer, said that after his client and Ramdass, 51, fought about the lottery ticket, he stopped showing up for work and disappeared.

Campbell, 47, a runner-up at the 1979 Miss Trinidad and Tobago beauty pageant and a former model, started becoming suspicious after the June 20 lottery drawing when she noticed her husband of seven years acting oddly, Lara said.

First, the Internet service was shut off, and then the telephone went dead, Lara said.

When Campbell asked her husband why her access was being cut off, he told her he was just switching carriers, the lawyer said.

But Campbell’s suspicions grew when a postcard arrived in the mail thanking Ramdass for the purchase of a new home. Campbell hadn’t heard anything about the sale from her husband.

Campbell told CourtTVnews.com that they still didn’t have Internet service at home, but she went online and found her answer with a simple search: a press release from the Florida lottery.

The press release said a $19 million jackpot went to a company called Ibis Corporation, listing the names of a group of her husband’s coworkers. There was a Ramdass on the list, but it wasn’t Campbell’s husband — it was Janelle Ramdass, his daughter from a previous marriage. The company, Lara contends, was formed as way to hide the money from Campbell.

Lara said Campbell went home and asked her husband, “Don’t you have something to tell me?” [continue]

Hello Dahlings

Hello Dahlings

Sorry I’ve been MIA lately. My ADD goes into overdrive around the holiday season plus I have been working hard in the kitchen since this is the first Thanksgiving that I will contribute something to my family’s feast. Wish me luck! If all fails I am buying five cases of Chek and calling it a momofukin’ day.

Mimi promoted her new insecticide at Macy’s in Glendale, California on Tuesday. All her chunkalicious stans came out to support her.

Kimora Cares

Kimora Cares

KLS and the Kimussells visited St. Vincent’s Pediatric Unit in New York City on Tuesday. It’s nice to see Kimora taking a break from her regularly bitch fits. Aoki Lee along with James’ profuse sweating are my only reasons for watching ‘Life in the Fab Lane’ on Sunday nights. No diss Ming.

Don’t Mess With Columbus, Georgia

Don’t Mess With Columbus, Georgia

KeyLoLo’s no show in Columbus, GA prompted Loony T to make a diss track. The radio stations have been killin’ this shit all weekend. The first time I heard it I thought it was the work of some of the folks wildin’ out at the station but I guess it’s not.

NORWOOD!

NORWOOD!

Just when I was about to throw in the towel on today’s gossip scene comes Norwood Young in a pair of peacock feather pants to save the day!

I tried to ignored the pure fuckery that was the AMA’s but decided to give pictures from the red carpet a second glance and look at the pot of gold waiting at the end of the rainbow. He may not come when you want him to but he’ll be there right on time.


I’m Bored Too

I’m Bored Too

[Insert shut up and drive reference/joke] Finally, a candid picture of Rihanna without that damn puppy. REFRESHING! You know, I never understood the fascination of stars being “caught” without make-up on. Yeah, some celebs look like entirely different people [I see you Eva Longoria] without the help of MAC and while it is funny sometimes it’s not that big of a deal.

Chunky Soup Lovin’

Chunky Soup Lovin’

Giants’ Osi Umenyiora & Michael Strahan’s Birthday Party

It’s no breaking news that Nicole Murphy and Michael Strahan have been keeping each other company since splitting from their former spouses but gossip heads are buzzing that the two may be having some financial turmoil. But hey, they still have way more money than I will probably stand to see in my lifetime so whatever. Hope everything works out kids.

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