Archive for November, 2007

Not To Be Messed With

Posted by Fresh on November 27, 2007

Not To Be Messed With

Three pissed drag queens raised hell at a McDonalds in Memphis, Tennessee on Sunday night. Danny Mitchell, Lynn Gillespie and Dacorian Greer were charged with aggravated assault after an argument at the drive-thru window with an employee turned super bad.

A restaurant employee says he was working in the drive-thru window and there was an argument there. He says when he ignored them men tapping on the window, they came inside and started a fight.

One of the men is accused of hitting the manager in the head with a tire iron. Police say the manager swung back, and the men kicked off their stiletto boots, pulled off earrings and jackets in preparation for a fight.

The manager was taken to the hospital after being hit with a “wet floor” sign. Another employee was treated for scratches.

Investigators say before the men drove off, they smashed the drive-thru window. [source]

Since the customer is always right I blame the manager. He should have known better to ignore a car full of hungry tang masters. They were probably hungry from all that Jsetting and what not. KNOCK THAT LIL’ BITCH DOWN!
[Story via DLISTED]

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2007 Dirty Awards Flicks

Posted by Fresh on November 27, 2007

2007 Dirty Awards Flicks

So this is what the life after “Party Like A Rockstar” looks like, ay gang? Hope that ringtone paper is sufficient.

Slap on your best tall black tee and crank that roadrunner, the 3rd Annual Dirty Awards are here. The awards highlight all types of Southern fuckery ranging from artist of the year to the most bootlegged CD.

Damn it feels good to see people up on it. [sarcasm sold separately]


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Now This My Friend Is One Hell of a Side-Eye

Posted by Fresh on November 27, 2007

Now This My Friend Is One Hell of a Side-Eye

After reading the caption that accompanied this flick I can understand why Chubb Rock over there is giving Chaka the look of deceit.

Chaka Khan and kids of the Chaka Khan Foundation learn about a healthy life-style in regards to diet, the concept of fine dining, food pairings, food presentation and basic culinary techniques at the Chaka Khan Foundation Event at Crustacean Beverly Hills on November 25, 2007 in Beverly Hills, California.

Little man’s side-eye is killing me softly. She must have snatched the last crumpet off his plate. Maybe next time.

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Poprah’s Past Enemy Strikes Again

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2007

Poprah’s Past Enemy Strikes Again

Popie has been accused of “dirty” tactics in trying to prevent Keifer Bonvillain from releasing a tell-all book on the business dealings of her company, Harpo Productions. Bonvillian was arrested on charged with extortion last year after attempting to sell recordings of a Harpo employee revealing Winfrey’s business affairs. The charge was thrown out of court. He said, “An office manager at Harpo broke his silence and his confidentiality agreement when he spoke freely about Oprah Winfrey’s private life and business affairs.”

Bonvillian now claims someone tried to rob him of the tapes after he announced he was using them to write a tell-all book about Winfrey’s business dealings. He claims Winfrey was responsible for the robbery as she wanted to keep her practices private.

The 37-year-old, who calls himself a “civil-rights activist,” has launched a Web site to try and get supporters for the publishing of his book, “Ruthless.”

Get that man, stans.

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The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2007

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

I must admit that I have been sleeping on Baby’s dramtic cunt ways for far too many years. I peeped his game back in ‘02 but didn’t think much of it. I wasn’t sure if it was bad acting or zest but I know better now. What can I say, you live and you learn.

But yeah, Rick Ross and Fat Joe’s tittayballs totally saved this video. Be nice kids.

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CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE!

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2007

CODE BLUE! CODE BLUE! [1]

This bastard right here. Something in the milk ain’t clean but I don’t have to tell you what you already know.

Okay so why does Robert look like he just pulled up to one of the ‘To Catch A Predator’ sting homes? I’m just saying. He got that “I brought the wine coolers and condoms” expression going on.
[1] Don’t get it? Click here.

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Will You Wear My Promise Ring?

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2007

Will You Wear My Promise Ring?

Let’s play a little pre-Skanksgiving catch up.

The Digital Spy reported last week that famed pimp Bishop Don Magic Juan and James Brown’s widow Tomi Rae have swapped diamond rings. I know what you are thinking and I thought matching pimp goblets would have been more their speed but whatever.

Magic Juan said: “She says I’m the only one to make her cry and smile at the same time.” [I'm not 100 percent sure that I am in love with this statement. - - Fresh]

But Bishop admitted that he has to keep the relationship quiet because her lawyers believe it would not go down well in court if she were linked to the colourful character.

He said: “They won’t let us have it that way, and I understand.”

But Tomi Rae has denied that she is in a relationship with the former pimp and insisted they are just close friends, saying: “I gave him a ring, but it was just a gift. As far as I’m concerned, I’m the Godmother of Soul and I have no intentions of being with anybody else.”

A hot damn mess. More Tomi Rae fun under the cut.


I don’t care what anybody says, this never gets old. “I’ll kill ya if you leave!”

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Oh Boom Kat

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2007

Oh Boom Kat

Your friend and mine Boom Kat, Boom Kat Kat a/k/a/ Laurie Ann is speaking out again on why she plans to never work as a choreographer with Diddy again because of his supersized self-image.

“The problem was definitely P. Diddy and working with his ego,” she explained. “It was really him that gave me trouble because he couldn’t really understand that at certain points [the process] was difficult and hostile. I mean, the girls were amazing and the boys were not the problem. They were hard workers, and the show was definitely edited at times. It’s debatable, but a lot of people know that’s what it takes as a dancer.”

I feel what she is saying and while that is messed up who gives a shit at this point? I mean really. Does the last group he made even have a damn name yet? I swear I saw all of them momofukas stocking at Kroger late one night.

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