Something In The Formaldehyde Ain’t Clean

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Much like the family crackhead I have learned to love and accept Beyaki’s up and downs but I am having a wee bit of a problem overlooking this tragedy right here.

Riddle me this Batman, what’s up with the excessive new growth hair line? Is that supposed to make the lace front appear more realistic? I vote no. It looks like someone strategically plucked Dog the Bounty Hunter’s pubes and supermanned that shit on a mesh cap. CREOLE!

I pray to Yahweh that her wig is a only a prototype and valuable dollars are not being wasted on creating a line of that mess. But above this I blame the head supervisor in the wig crypt for approving. You overcooking my grits, Kizzy.