Archive for October, 2007

YouTube Clip of the Day

YouTube Clip of the Day

I guess robust zest is the underlining theme for today.

Singer/reality show contestant Sisqo recently serenaded Ciara at her birthday party in D.C. How random! Negroids are really running around thinking this is 2001. First Ja Rule, now Sisqo. Let me find out that Angie Martinez is about to drop another album.

Seriously, isn’t having Sisqo sing at your function the equivalent to hiring a midget to jump out of a cake?

Crank That Fuck Effort

Crank That Fuck Effort


On Friday my mother-in-law Diana Ross gave a special performance at the Tiffany & Company 2008 Blue Book Collection Launch.

This brings a new meaning to the whole *DEAD* joke. She must’ve stumbled across a caboodle full of Fashion Fair from the 80’s and decided to put it to good use. Frankie says relax, Lady Di. The only thing missing from your face is formaldehyde. Jesus be a baby wipe.

Not You Again

Not You Again

Just when you thought Terry McMillan was finally finished with talking ex-husband Jonathan Plummer she does it again. I’m just saying Terry, you may be scaring off potential suitors with all that shit.

In the article, which will post on the magazine’s Web site Nov. 15, McMillan discusses never-before-mentioned details of her marriage. Among other things, she accuses Plummer of stealing money from her private bank account.

Explaining her decision to reveal more details to the magazine, McMillan writes in a statement:

“I am not doing this to literally demonize Jonathan Plummer, but he is an evil person to have done the things he has taken pains to achieve.

“I loved him for years and did everything I could to help him evolve. The reason I told UNEQ Magazine so many of these previously undisclosed details is because he needs to be exposed to the community he is also pimping. He forgets that gay men have sisters and mothers. And it is because he doesn’t care, just like he doesn’t care if he ever goes back to Jamaica.

“It is the main reason he went on television to announce his homosexuality. He wanted the people in Jamaica to be embarrassed and to hate him so that in the event that our marriage were annulled - his goal was to use the self-generated hatred sure to come from Jamaica so that he would qualify for asylum and be able to stay in this country if his citizenship were revoked or in jeopardy. This is how slick he is. This was the main reason he and his attorney went on ‘Good Morning America’ and leaked my so-called homophobic insults to the media and included them in court documents.


“But the public had no idea of this goal because the focus was on ‘Terry the Homophobic Witch’ and not his theft, betrayal or deception. What was it that he gave me that would make any man think that I should pay him spousal support? A grown, healthy, gay man who was all of 31 years old? I did not rent a husband. He tried to paint me as Mommie Dearest and apparently some people bought it because he did to the gay community what he had been so successfully doing to me for years and that was to play the sympathy ‘I’m-the-victim’ card. And he is certainly a very high-profile victim who has taken every opportunity he could to take advantage of his so-called victimization.

“What I would really like UNEQ Magazine and members of the gay community to be very cognizant of is what is it that he has done since he came out of the closet that might benefit other gay men (and women) who are afraid to come out? What kind of platform has he chosen to draw positive attention to this problem? In every interview he’s done, not once does he mention anything he’s doing to help other oppressed gay men and women. Someone should ask him about this instead of always focusing on me. I’ve done more and shown more support for the gay community over the years than Jonathan will ever do.

“What is it he’s doing besides getting a tell-all book published to draw attention to himself with the hopes of making money and once again all by pimping my fame? What has he done? Nothing. The gay men and women who are still suffering in Jamaica have not benefited one iota because of him. Quite the contrary. He gives gay men a bad rep as far as I can see. But he thought everybody was going to love him unconditionally. And look at what a spectacle he is making of himself and a mockery of his sexuality, all for his own personal gain. He could care less about men still in the closet.” (source)

Fill in the Blank

Fill in the Blank



Star and Al (collectively known as “Stale” to some peeps) shook their tail feathers at Kenny Burns’ 35/40 B-day Extravaganza on Saturday. Check out your boy! Son couldn’t wait until it was actually cold enough to pull out his LL Cool J hoodie. Bodying. You. Hoes.

Al is listening to the best of ____________ on his ipod.

More flicks of these two crazy kids heating up the night under the cut.


Is that man wearing Al’s hoodie or vice versa? Interesting.


The "Say Something Nice" Challenge

The “Say Something Nice” Challenge


Prodigy showed his sense of humor concerning his impending prison sentence by donning a prison uniform to the Baby Phat Halloween party on Friday night. He was sentenced to three and a half years behind bars after pleading guilty to a weapons charge dating back to ‘06 earlier this month.

His costume was on point if you ask me. Muthafucka really looks like one of the living dead. Give Ballerina P a happy send off to the pokey by saying a few nice words.



VitaminWater, the official drink of prisoners worldwide. I blame Curtis.

A Nation of Slickies

A Nation of Slickies



Don’t you just love morning tang? It’s been pretty peaceful on the Slickback Ivanhoe front but luckily Haute Girl stumbled across this picture of him along with his micro-slickies. Doesn’t this warms the deepths of your soul? It looks like a Sears Portraint Studios special. We are family, like a giant tree, branching outwards the sky!

Fiddy Wants A Piece of Lance’s Ass

Fiddy Wants A Piece of Lance Bass’ Ass

Here we go again with this competition for publicity crap! 50 Cent told the New York Daily News that he will beat Lance Bass in the bestseller chart after the pair released books this past Tuesday.

He says, “He doesn’t stand a chance. With me, everything’s a competition, so I bet you the end of next week, I’ll be moving more copies than him. This is the same competition - this is Kanye West and 50 Cent all over again!”

But the former N’Sync member insists he will triumph: “50’s going down, that’s all I have to say. 50, I don’t want to playa-hate, but there’s a lot that my book has that his doesn’t. I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any relationships with guys in that book. [I don't know now. Tony Yayo, I'm looking at you. - - Fresh] And I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any space training either.”

GO TEAM LANCE! I hope that our zestfully clean friend beats the pants off of Curtis. And he probably does too (in more ways than one).

Queen Latifah Loves Her Curves

Queen Latifah Loves Her Curves

In the new issue of People magazine Queen Latifah talks candidly about loving her curves, running from commitment – and planning for kids.

“Beauty is not just a white girl. It’s so many different flavors and shades,” the 37-year-old rapper-actress tells People magazine in its latest issue. “It’s good for regular girls because the meter (for beauty) has been a slim white girl.”

“(In Hollywood) we’ve definitely gotten better with body type,” she says. “It used to be just me! Now with Jennifer Hudson’s success and America Ferrera, I got some successors to take the reins on this whole bodylicious thing.”

Latifah describes herself as being voluptuous — “definitely curvaceous.”

“I think I’m normal compared to the statistics,” she says. “This is a big country nowadays.”

The star of “Chicago” and other films says she had elective breast-reduction surgery in 2003 to alleviate years of back and shoulder pain.

“I didn’t want to get it. But I had lost 25 pounds and my breasts didnt go anywhere! I was still carrying that load,” she tells the magazine.

However, “I didn’t quite want them to be this small,” she laughs.

Before surgery, Latifah says she was “an E or an F cup. I was pretty big. Now Im like a DD. I wanted to be a triple. They took one D too many! So that was hard to deal with. … I missed my old look.”

Latifah says she isn’t interested in more surgery.

“There are people who love (plastic surgery) and want to cut and chop anything. I’m like, `Y’all are crazy!’” (source)

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