Upgrade/Downgrade: ‘American Gangster’ Hollywood Premiere


Say what you want about Michelle Williams but at least she isn’t trying to stay relevant by going door to door trying to sale pork chop sandwiches and life insurance like Kizzy Rowland. Premium conflict-free yaki and a little effort does a girl wonders.

As much as it pains me to say this I am going to go ahead and get it out of the way. Denzel Washington looks like somebody’s bipolar uncle. Just look at him. He’s searching for a window to taste right now. And can we address son’s Duke kit?! I haven’t seen a naturally curl pattern like that since Ja Rule tried to get his slickback going. I vote no.