Fresh Out Sisqo’s Crypt

Stylerazzi and I are probably the only people who care about this dude but whatever! Pictured above is Nokio (you know, the normal looking one from Dru Hill) standing alongside Trey Songz backstage at 106 & Wack yesterday. I remember watching the video for “Somebody’s Sleeping In My Bed” back in the day and thinking it would be a good idea to copy his seductive moves by pouring wax on my gut. I smelled like a burnt apple pie for about a week.

Damn I wish Trey was shirtless right now. Ya’ll know how that recipe for bourbon chicken on his chest gets me going. He must not know, I’ll break that mofo’s sternum. Don’t get me started on tatted up little men.