Smile Wit’ Yo Eyes!
I see you lusting over Ne-Yo! Put that bottle of Jergens away before your boss catches on to your under the desk action.
I see you lusting over Ne-Yo! Put that bottle of Jergens away before your boss catches on to your under the desk action.
Chris Brown Covers Vibe
In an exclusive interview in the upcoming October edition of VIBE, cover boy Chris Brown runs over his rumored infatuation with Ciara, and addresses the new mature sound on his sophomore album, Exclusive. Dubbed the “Mega Music Issue”, the magazine features interviews with Eve, Kat DeLuna and Black Eyed Peas’ will.i.am, who shares his idea to revive the music industry. Newark, New Jersey mayor, Cory Booker, now governing the city after the tragic schoolyard shooting, is also profiled. The issue hits newsstands on September 11.
Forget Chris Breezy, I want to read about the Debarge family. They have more drama than a season of ‘Meerkat Manor.’ Yo, don’t sleep on the Animal Planet . Polow’s family is bananas.
Guaranteed Fresh

Diddy gets his sandwich on plus more hot pics [Babes, Bling, & Booze]
Mims (you know, the “This Is Why I’m Hot” tragedy) tries to stay relevant by claiming that Kanye stole his sound [The Fury]
Meagan Good plays it close with her boyfriend Thomas Jones at his birthday bash [Juiicy Scoop]
…But did Lil’ Kim creep with him later? [Bossip]
Free El Debarge! [Rhymes With Snitch]
C+D and other urban/gossip blogs get name checked in the Boston Globe [ Boston Globe - - thanks Ayo]
Pick up some new gravatars with these funny caricatures [Layron DeJarnette Designs]
Solange inks deal with EMI [That Grape Juice]
Usher & Chilli’s failed relationship inspires book from ‘Nanny Diaires‘ authors [Real Gossip With A Passion]
The celebrity mama mafia bring in Lauryn Hill [The Secret Diaries of Janice Combs]
Tyra smiles with her eyes in the new promo picture for the upcoming season of ANTM [Juicy News]
Kelis outtakes from Spin magazine [Cake & Ice Cream]
The “Say Something Nice” Challenge

Related Article: Boycott ‘drug addict’ Amy Winehouse’s albums say in-laws [NME]
I’m not going to front, “Duffle Bag Boy” has been my shit for a couple of months now so I was thrilled when I logged on to Clips and Kisses and saw the video was here . . . that is until I watched it. I need answers, people.
- Why are they sleeping so close to the damn window?
- Was that a box fan without any dust on the blades? WOW.
…and the list goes on and on.
You Sent It: Baby Daniel Takes Over The Bathroom

I was flipping through my September Essence, minding my OWN business when I ran across a spawn of the Knowles clan…Lil Baby Daniel, himself! *shudders* It was an ad for “Baby Jamz”…brought to us by Matthew & Planet Toys. Hip-Hop inspired preschool toys…executive produced and sung by none other than SOLANGE & friends. (what friends??)
Star Gazing 08.28

Janet Jackson, Common, Gladys Knight, and Star Jones were among the celebrity crowd to attend the opening night of the US Open. Monday night started as a tribute to Althea Gibson and her historic victory 50 years ago at the U.S. championships, and ended as a celebration of the Williams sisters.
Cheaper By The Dozen
Denver Broncos running back Travis Henry has been ordered by the DeKalb Superior Court to provide $3,000 per month for a boy he fathered three years ago in Lithonia, Georgia. According to the court records, Henry has fathered nine children by nine women in at least four Southern states and has been ordered by several judges to provide child support for at least seven of them. Damn, was his dick touring on the chitlin circuit?
The Denver Post reports that Travis did not hide from the fact that he is the father of so many children, and said: “People can judge me all they want, but only God can judge me.”
Don’t bring God into this Maury mess! Put that cocker spaniel on a leash, pay up, and keep it moving.