Maybe One Day

As a teenager Slickback Ivanhoe had aspirations of becoming a Jehovah’s Witness until he realized that he would have to give up sex until he was married. Denying himself the pleasure to unleash his slickacell juice to the masses is where he draws the line, pal!
He says, “That’s where I had my troubles.”

Mr. Eat ‘Em Up Beat ‘Em Up Then Flip Sides hasn’t given up on the religion, adding, “I’m still working hard at that one. I’ll be a Witness one day, as soon as I can discipline myself in that area.”