Baby Hair Overload


Jennifer Lopez on the video set of “Do It Well”
The last time I saw a Puerto Rican with that much hair slicked down on her forehead she was trying to use her EBT card in exchange for a dime bag and some pampers, but I refuse to co-sign this mess. Oh well, I gave up on J. Lo back in ‘99.

And the better not even think of cutting out Team Chunk from the video either! I would hate to send my plus size goon squad after her and Skeletor. We’ll put her Benz on bricks, no questions asked.